Random Talk

[who is ted danson?]

Take her out for bratwurst in your new Hyundai

[BIONIC]

Take her out for bratwurst in your new Hyundai

[Nintex]

We're at making a playlist together.

"This is the song I want at my wedding are you my guest or my man"

"you better behave girl"

*pic of milkers*

I'm being groomed.

Those milkers, glasses and smile are just too cute

Well I will inform her tommorow I'm free the weekend of the 15th for no particular reason whatsoever.

[Nintex]

Whenever I get home from work this week there is a nice picture waiting for me. Overall our comms are very chill.

Cleaned out the Lancer. Tommorow I'll drive it for the last time and pick up the new car. End of an icon and an era.
Survived a "deadly" highway crash in this thing. The police created speed traps just for me and my gal. I hope the new owner treats her well if there is one
Goodbye my love. See you in Valhalla  

Tommorow I'll pick up my new Korean slut, I plan to make it more slutty with shit I bought from Ali Express. And today I discovered that like my Mitsubishi Lancer the Hyundai i20 Coupe is also a WRC icon. What are the odds to replace 1 rally icon with another. 

No one had time to help move some heavy shit, then I realized I could just do it myself now.

[Nintex]

Picked up the car. The guy that sold me the Lancer years ago was back from vacation. It's apparently the only i20 Coupe of this type in the Netherlands. There are some import models and older Diesel models but none of these. He discovered that when he tried to sell it to another customer that wanted it in black but it was impossible to find. Then he checked how many of these were actually delivered and registered by the dealer network to see if maybe there was one left in storage somewhere and found out it was just this one.

If I want to give it more juice at higher speeds he suggested chip tuning and an improved exhaust system. Might do that next year depending on how it performs when I've gotten used to driving it. From what little I've driven it's a great car so far. I like this way better than the Mercedes I tried.

[Polident]

Forgot to mentioned I was at a hotel breakfast buffet and it was all Germans. One old fella tried natto and had gooey strands all over his face. He kept saying “das ist gut!” and the other Germans were cracking up. Memories of my hostel stay in Frankfurt. Life was good.

[Nintex]

If she shows up I'm having another date tonight.

Invited the German to visit for Sinterklaas next weekend. Our highly transactional app relationship is going pretty well actually. She was highly appreciative of the 1AM "I'm in bed wyd" message + pic the gym certainly helped in that regard.

I think she might actually consider to stay over.

[Nintex]

The date showed up it was a nice girl and she was good company but it was mostly friendly and nothing much happened between us.
 
So we had a drink and called it a day.

[Besticus Maximus]

So a few months ago I set myself a challenge. I wanted to be able to play celebrity skin by hole and billy corgan on the guitar by the time that Nintex got a girlfriend. I thought this was extra funny as a thing to do because melody is officially named after guitar but cannot play one. Anyway. At times it has been touch and go and I wondered whether the investment would be worthwhile afterall but every time I hit a wall I hit this thread up and I feel like I got a few more weeks to get there. Right now I can play the main riff at the correct bpm but our hero is going to convert one of these chances sooner or later.

[Nintex]

 I will tell that to my dates might move the needle 

The car was a big win so I would've been very lucky if it worked out with this girl. Overall I think we were too similar. She didn't have an edgy side like the other nerds I fancied more. Also less appreciative of the sarcasm. 

I'll wait for the German girl. Get out her hair so she can decide what she wants.
She has that rebel side, after all we "met" drunk chatting.

Before my deadline was the Hans Zimmer concert but I've decided to do at least a 100 dates.

I'm at ~20 - 30 now. Clicked with 1 in 5. Best with 2 out of 30.

It has been a wild, challenging and expensive year but certainly one of the most fun.
If the German doesn't bite I'll try to fish for some dominant ones for a change.

[Nintex]

This car is very fun to drive and accelerates fast. Just punch it in 2nd gear. It really helps that the car is light and more agile than the other Hyundais with the same engine. I also like the engine sound. The audio system is fantastic too. The design just killer.

The new trainer is a good kid. He's also dating so I've given him some tips on where to take his dates. He's younger and just connects with them through Instagram but like mine his date didn't work out friday either. The girl was kind of awkward he said. When it comes to training the previous guy was more about technique this guy is about pushing repetitions. He used to be skinny at 18 he said and is quite jacked now at 23. 

He called me smart as did the German girl just now. She wonders if my movies have German subtitles. I think the odds of her coming over next week are over 50% now. I've looked up her town I can see why she puts in the effort to have a Dutch boyfriend to escape to. 

[filler]

I miss the old days on the bore 

[who is ted danson?]

I miss the old days on the bore 

Quit crying and post hog

[Potato]

I miss the old days on the bore 

Quit crying and post hog

Be the change hog you want to see post!

[BIONIC]

Post hog while crying

[HeavenIsAPlaceOnEarth]

Post hog while crying

[filler]

thebore.come is dead 

[filler]

I’m such idiot, I always do what I shouldn’t.
Get involved with coworkers? What could go wrong. Here’s a fun story of my hoe life:

December: I end up in bed with Coworker A. We don’t fuck, but he fingers me and I suck him off, but we were both too drunk to continue so we both fell asleep. 2 days later he messages me asking to hang out. I friendzone him out of anxiety and “oh god not a coworker”.

January: We somehow get closer, and flirt around. It feels exciting, and I think I kinda like him. He obviously still likes me. We “date” for 2 weeks but it doesn’t work out for me because 1) he drops the L word 2) having sex with him is like humping a pillow. Plus he’s clingy as fuuuuuuck, and is very boring. I call it off in a polite way, and have to spend 2 weeks telling him to back off because he’s ~heartbroken~ and refuses to let go.

February: We have a work party, where me and Coworker B (who I was the mentor of) end up discreetly teasing each other throughout the night. I know for a fact he’s full dom, and I’m a sub slut, so go figure. The party was at his place, and I asked for a tour and somehow we ended up in his bedroom (where his belt was hanging over his bedframe). He cracks a joke. I challenge him. He ends up completely destroying my butt with his belt with a couple of hits (while my pussy secretly drowns in horny-juice). I ask him: “is this you memeing or are you actually like this in the bedroom?” He says this is who he is. I can no longer breathe.

We quickly go back to the others in the living room to avoid suspicion, and I sit there shaking because I’m so horny, waiting for them to go home. After a while they leave one by one. As the last two leave, I ask my coworker to nap on his couch before I call a cab home. He says sure, and gets me a blanket. We think we’re the greatest actors ever. But I know the last two knew. lmao

After they leave, he suddenly picks me up from the couch, carries me to the bedroom and throws me onto it. He then grabs his belt, and says “I’m the mentor now.” and ties up my hands. I knew I was fucked. And I have never been as horny and scared ever. My pussy was fucking soaked.

tl;dr I squirted all over him, myself and his bed. He ate me out and fingered me so viciously, I fell off the bed mid-orgasm. He picked me up and threw me back on the bed. Things were wild.

We come to the point where we can’t resist anymore and he wanna put it in. He refuses to wear a condom so I refuse penetration. He got mad, and used the energy to spank me and punish me as I kept squirting. He then lays down, and I start sucking him off until he cums down my throat. He then CALLS ME A GOOD GIRL and says I’ve earned cuddles, opens his arms and we both pass out.

We wake up the next day and laughed. Things weren’t awkward or anything, which was great. Also, I can’t walk properly for the 3 following days, and every time I think back, I get hella horny. Btw, he had to PAY TO HAVE HIS BED PROFESSIONALLY CLEANED. I offered to cover the bill but he laughed and said no, and said it was worth it.

Now here is the plot twist:

My team mate (Coworker C, we’re a team of 2) was also at that party. At some point she left early. It seems like she got jealous/mad when me and Coworker B(elt) were playing table tennis together. Just like everyone else at the party did (we took turns).

Anyway, we didn’t think too much of it. But we agreed that us fucking around that night was gonna stay between the two of us.

Now mind you, Coworker C and I spend at least 40 hours working together. Suddenely Coworker B tells me that C has been texting him a lot and seems reeeeally interested in hanging out. I know C is trying to date and stuff because we talk about this at work. She tells me everything. But she never told me she wants to hang out with B. B thinks it’s weird, and questions C intentions to me since she didn’t tell me. B freaks out because B doesn’t want a gf. So B and I can’t and haven’t told C that we fucked around.

Now B and C hangs out and I highkey think they are also fucking around. B denies it, but I dunno man. I told him I don’t wanna fuck around anymore if he does it with her too, because she’s my teammate and I really don’t want a threesome drama.

Sadly I’m a hoe so I’m really into getting belted again soon, with dick/condom this time. But so far I’ve been a good girl and turning B down to “hang out” bc I don’t want C to get hurt.

Oh yeah... and my former fwb (who btw is 8 inches long and a dom. He lasts so long and I squirt and cum so many times. The sex is amazing), got back with his ex, but still tries to fuck me when he’s drunk. He said, while being with her, that I’m the best lay of his life. And I’m a hoe, so forbidden fruits are so fucking tempting. :(


Now I’ve got two guys that wanna fuck, that I shouldn’t fuck. And I’m so close to fucking them both. Every day I struggle to be a good girl, and avoid their invitations. But I love cumming, so I don’t know when I will burst.

What the fuck do I do with my libido. I have 0 interest in dating any of them, I just wanna be cummed in. lmao 

[Nintex]

Today we chatted a bit over lunch and the German girl suddenly informed me (in case I wondered) she has deleted Bumble. 

I'm her primary target now maybe she had a really bad date yesterday when we kept radio silence on both sides. 
My Friday date wasn't anything special either.

She wants more modern songs in the playlist though so I have work to do when I get home from the gym. 

[Nintex]

To find sluts like the above, you just have to get lucky. All of it is just a numbers game. 
According to ChatGPT
1 in 100 - Mutual “Click”
1 in 1000 - Long-Term Compatible
1 in 50 - 100 - Hook-up Compatible

Which explains why hook-ups/rosters/rotations are more popular. Less effort especially when you're swiping pictures. And in those 1 in 50 you might also find your 1 in 1000.
Also why the average guy that gets maybe 1 or 2 matches a year never succeeds and feels like a failure. Guys that play the 1 in 50 game 'win' because it's the easier game to play.

Now that I use ChatGPT as a personal assistant I've also asked what type of woman would best match and it perfectly described the Latina, kinky pokemon tattoo redhead, rugby player and this German chick. 

You give off a “refined but unpredictable” energy: classy, intelligent, and self-possessed, but with a mischievous undertone.
That combination tends to attract women who are curious, confident, and slightly rebellious — people who like peeling back layers.

In her case she figured she might as well just stay in touch even if we couldn't meet up. I was hooked when she wasn't appalled by my attempt to invite her over to my place shitfaced at 1AM. She was curious and rebellious.

Also why the date 2 weeks ago was awful. The girl hated unpredictable things like cats. She didn't like the vibe at all. The girl on friday, she lacked a rebel side. 

Anyway the business guy is back from his holiday licking his wounds. He wants to lunch on thursday. 
I get the sense that after I beat him the redhead lost interest and has more interest in me again but I'm done with redheads. 
Trading in the Lancer was kind of symbolic for that. 

[Nintex]

"Rebellious? 😂"

"Yes chatting during working hours in Germany "

"I'm a boss girl 😇" 



(you are my favorite netherland boy, maybe you can teach me, it's all old music I want more modern songs)

[Nintex]

surely you're acting distant, aloof and indifferent right?

Yes I am running "game" on this chick like a pro patrick bateman shit

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Oh you picked out my favorite and are playing it on repeat. This is now our song(?)

Where are we at 6 hours later

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- I'm a pisces, she is a pisces, oh wow what a perfect match (of course I had to look that up and screenshot)
- "What are you thinking?" (Gurl astrology, myths I believe)
- I'm visiting my mom for her birthday (why do I even share this)
- "what present did you give her?"
- "ooohh I love pretty flowers" (now I have her birthday on my calendar)
- "What do you tell your parents when you stare and smile at your phone " (abort abort change subject haha old people talking high prices my bro might visit)
- "Christmas is all about love" (yes I love Christmas)
- "I'm in bed want to cuddle " (yes dear)

How many other likes today? 0

Why did I ask this to ChatGPT it was a neutral question even

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She could be fully registered within 1–2 weeks.

Bonus tip
If you two live together, and she wants to register at your address, that’s possible too — but you’ll both need to sign a “permission to register” form for your gemeente.

The rugby player got 4 loose buttons. When she kept in touch I figured I'd send a pic of me in bed to clearly signal this wasn't friendly. It came out better as expected. I thought she'd return the favor but made myself an easy mark instead.

So when I send: "Ok I'm back home" she sends: (good boy)

At 9 AM I started the plan to end tonight on "bad girl hehe" only to end up "yes you are a very good girl" "yes I am hehe" and I'm too curious to see how far this goes (will she visit y/n?) to call this off.

Found exactly what I was looking for. The curious nerdy girl that wants to live 5 minutes from the beach, matches on interests and tastes and has big milkers. The one smart enough to realize how I can solve almost any problem. But she dominates and enjoys using the reverse card over and over again. Rewarding her pet for good behavior.

I curated a playlist of 75 songs, removed the old stuff she disliked. So she sends a Spotify chat request, good boy

Yes I am a good boy

[Potato]

Nintex, the fact that you take horoscopes even semi-seriously is more disturbing to me than all the wannabe Patrick Bateman stuff you've posted since you went on this quest.

[filler]

nintex spraken ze deutch 

[Nintex]

Jawuhl I'm 20% German and part Anglo-saxon.

Ancestor was a German Aristocrat even.
Probably lost/sold the castle during the German unification.

My fathers drunk uncle sold the remaining family relics like a painting, armor, swords etc. . My uncle has been trying to find them.

[Nintex]

Still in touch with Fraulein she greatly approves that I have a personal trainer and share the gym gains.
She has informed that not only did she delete her profile, she deleted bumble all together.

I managed to get us back on course yesterday
"I like your apples or was it melons"
"oh my god"

Overall this has been an exciting week with a new car, airfryer and tommorow a new fridge. As well as a couple new deals and my mothers birthday.
But these things have an expiry date and while next week is the Zimmer concert after that there isn't much on the agenda that is as exciting and boredom looms.

Overall this is a bit of a potemkin village if there are no shared experiences to talk about. The same on her side, she has her work, arts and crafts and hanging out and drinking wine with her friends. She's making nice Christmas decorations. 

Tommorow we'll both work from home and at some point I'll casually drop if she plans to crash on the couch this weekend. She might play the reverse card as always.
If that's not in the cards I'll suggest to meet up somewhere half way there are some great hotels close to the border.

[Polident]

Had my AirPods in listening to some YouTube video and it auto plays the next. Too lazy to go grab my phone. It’s a video about Ronnie Coleman eating. There’s a text to voice commentary reading articles with direct quotes from Ronnie in the most British pomp documentary voice.

Sitting there listening and it’s just “Ronnie would make cheesy grits. He didn’t measure the water. After microwaving the grits, he adds a Kraft cheese slice to create a vortex of flavor and carbohydrates. Delicious grits. You have to eat consistently. Yeah buddy slather on the masterpiece bbq sauce now we cookin. Ronnie’s genetics allow him to have limitless masterpiece bbq. Most would die. But not Ronnie.”

This is just 98% of YouTube now.

[Nintex]

This black friday rocks


- New fridge/freezer - 499 (+ 25 Free Gift Card because the delivery guys didn't unpack it)

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Looks better in person, deep black. Good price 5 year warranty.
C label saves energy costs. The layout is very convenient.

- New airfryer - 99

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looks like a Star Trek thing. works way better than the old gen model. Love it.

- TCL C69K - 499

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Wanted a bedroom TV which would also be decent for gaming and has all the HDR standards and good audio. Reviews about the C6K are raving at this low price. 
Won't have it delivered until friday though, just no time earlier. 


2 things left that I'm not happy with. The bathroom, probably something for next year.
The dining room set-up. It's an IKEA thing with 4 seats that I barely use. I've been thinking about replacing it with a bar instead.

[Nintex]

lol these chicks

"drinks at 9 PM?"
"sorry already have plans tonight"
"ok I've got gym on mo/thu, wed is Hans Zimmer so tue/fri work for me"
"I have a very irregular schedule at work I have to see next week when I'm off I'll let you know when I'm free"
as if. "Long term relationship" can't even plan 5 days in advance. They never let anything know.

Unmatched her ass, so many are raping time which is frankly more of a problem for them then it is for me.

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The German girl had a Christmas party with her friends and send me a picture. She has the biggest milkers but her friend group is 10 to 15 blonde German single girls aged 25 - 35.
I told her: "Are you friends with all the good looking girls in the town?" and she went: "Ahahahhaha no not all of them but most of the schone mädchen yes "

[Nintex]

The mayor and the town council have invited me as "Guest of the Council"

will it be like this



or this



They just invited the wolf into the chicken pen. I thought I'd do business first and then politics but maybe it's easier to just move up through the ranks of one of the rudderless parties with my business connections. And truely few towns are as corrupt as this one. 

Had a great chat with the German girl. We're escalating nicely to more things she likes. And she's always surprised how I manage to steer any topic of conversation to end with her melons. "WHAT??!!"
 
She went to sleep but woke up to tell me something so I shared the good news and she's very proud.