Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 1)

[almostheathen]

I think i shall rewrite all my Bire posts as nonbinary.

[Jansen]

I wish when I was coming up that I could just tell everyone to fuck off and I don't have to do anything because I'm bipolar. Officially diagnosed btw after a month long stay in a mental health facility in 1989.

[Jansen]

Once I left the house at 17 it was do or die cause I was never going back. Suck it up

[nachobro]

Wow, being bipolar. That's the reason they claim to be disabled? Fuck off you mega retard.

no, malds claims that cause they're retarded

[DavidCroquet]

It's just a stack of preloaded excuses for any antisocial behavior.

Blowing up with rage at your geriatric parents who still care for you in your middle age? I'm bipolar!
Can't apply for jobs (let alone get one)? I'm ADHD!
Spend all day and night beating off to hentai interspersed with bouts of Mario Kart World? Well, that's just how women are!

[benji]

It's just a stack of preloaded excuses for any antisocial behavior.

Blowing up with rage at your geriatric parents who still care for you in your middle age? I'm bipolar!
Can't apply for jobs (let alone get one)? I'm ADHD!
Spend all day and night beating off to hentai interspersed with bouts of Mario Kart World? Well, that's just how women are!

All because of y'all not organizing to end capitalism.

[mormapope]

Oh, that's a good reminder to check in on other girls too!

Also retweeted this:

This disgusting fat fuck girl with a cock needs some antidepressants to both calm their broken retard brain, and to lower their sex drive. If you're over 30 years old and jerking your dick till it's bleeding, you're a disgusting and impulsive loser lmao. Fucking gross. 


If Fatforall is already on meds, the next step is fully committing to being a woman, the girl cock needs to go.

[simiansmarts]

It's just a stack of preloaded excuses for any antisocial behavior.

Blowing up with rage at your geriatric parents who still care for you in your middle age? I'm bipolar!
Can't apply for jobs (let alone get one)? I'm ADHD!
Spend all day and night beating off to hentai interspersed with bouts of Mario Kart World? Well, that's just how women are!

All because of y'all not organizing to end capitalism.

Then everyone will be able to goon and play videogames all day!

[benji]

This guy's never going to actually stream is he.

[Orange Juice Box]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/f-d-signifiers-definitive-sh-t-lib-tier-list.1218099/

LOL, this thread is full of Eras top leftists portrayers saying, "OMG!  Era will freak out if they watch this!  Harsh truths."  What's gonna freak Era's bean?




Some Slayven list of what political alignment DragonBall Z characters and various rappers are.

[benji]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/f-d-signifiers-definitive-sh-t-lib-tier-list.1218099/

hoo boy this video aint gonna play well on here lol

Definitely not. Nothing created by black folk ever does here, but FD specifically? Haha

I would simply not post on the white supremacist forum.

[Boredfrom]

Is Goku a shit lib because he said: “Stop goofing around and get a job”? 



Because otherwise he will rather be training.

[Polident]

Taking this bullshit at face value, there is a case for it. Goku does tend to forgive and spare his enemies. Considering how blood thirst these guys tend to be, I guess it’s seen as a weakness?

[killamajig]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/were-you-scared-of-anything-weird-unusual-or-nonsensical-as-a-kid.1218348/#post-141458400

I used to think that balloons would give you AIDS because my dad tried to warn me about touching loose condoms left out in the world but described them JUST as "balloons". My child brain did not realize he meant deflated balloons, so for most of my childhood I used to think that touching random balloons would give you AIDS and avoided them like the plague.

[Boredfrom]

Taking this bullshit at face value, there is a case for it. Goku does tend to forgive and spare his enemies. Considering how blood thirst these guys tend to be, I guess it’s seen as a weakness?

But he forgives them because he wants to fight them latter (he even admits is egotistical), is still bloodlust, but one more “sportsmanship driven” given his martial arts background and usually doesn’t backfire on him (except with Frieza).

Maybe that’s why he is a shit lib because he doesn’t care what others do with their freedom.

He is notoriously bad in keeping contact with friends and family for years. Or that he outright refused the offer to be Kami/God because “to much work, I just want to eat marriage right now”.

[Polident]

Taking this bullshit at face value, there is a case for it. Goku does tend to forgive and spare his enemies. Considering how blood thirst these guys tend to be, I guess it’s seen as a weakness?

But he forgives them because he wants to fight them latter (he even admits is egotistical), is still bloodlust, but one more “sportsmanship driven” given his martial arts background and usually doesn’t backfire on him (except with Frieza).

Maybe that’s why he is a shit lib because he doesn’t care what others do with their freedom.

He is notoriously bad in keeping contact with friends and family for years. Or that he outright refused the offer to be Kami/God because “to much work, I just want to eat marriage right now”.

That’s just part of being a saiyan. Vegeta regularly forgets he has a brother. 

We’ll draw up a chart like this to explain why it’s racist to criticize them for it.

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tomorrow-you-wake-up-with-magnetos-powers.1218363/page-2

Let's say tomorrow morning at 7 AM CST and you discover you have the powers of Magneto. What do you do with it?

Kill everyone

Let's just say tons of politicians and cops better be sure they ain't wearing anything metal

Scorched earth.

New world order.

Starting with a few certain people. And some "mis-directed" bullets.

There's going to be a lot of very public, very mysterious deaths.

I’m wreaking unimaginable havoc

Check to see if the parade has been cancelled due to thunderstorms

Start a novelty tiktok account where I do stunts and tricks with Cybertrucks . Juggling, twisting them into metal dogs, sky's the limit!

Goodbye Nazis

I would be...a problem.

I'm petty as fuck, I'm ripping the suspension out from under each truck I see with a MAGA sticker, a lift kit or a nutsack hanging from the trailer hitch.

I wouldn’t set about trying to remake the world or create a utopia or anything, but I’d definitely make some BIG changes which would likely give humanity many reasons to fear mutants. So I’d like to take this opportunity to extend an apology to anyone else who may also wake up with mutant powers.

It's amazing how many people here would resort to violence and straight up murder others if they just had some super powers...

I rip the catheter and pacemaker out of Trump. Cuz I know they're both there.

I'd be really tempted to EMP away a lot of the technology that is ruining our world. But the problem is there's a lot of technology that's also keeping people alive. I'd have to get creative with it.

I mean, if anything Magneto as a character shows that violence gets things done, lol.

In our defense its been a rough week.

If I can put an end to some motherfuckers destroying and ruining and killing the lives of many innocent people and I choose to do nothing, I'm complicit imo.

Fascist and their weapons get sent to space

If I’m essentially a god normal laws and morals aren’t applicable anymore

RIP all the slow folks camping in the passing lane on my morning commute that are about to get yeeted.

Destroy every single asset of Elon Musk.

Nazi Punks Fuck Off 2025, baaaybeeee.

Nothin' good, that's for sure.

Play time is ended.

Movie Magneto or comic book Magneto?

Because if it's the latter, y'all fucked. I'm gonna give myself super strength DBZ style after bending magnetic fields to my whim and I'm gonna do what Omni-Man did.



Not across the whole planet though, maybe not even in a city, but something is gonna get fucked up.

Or maybe I'll use fine electrical control to block all access to Twitter and Facebook.

Also, yes Magneto could do the above if he wanted. If Triumph, a DC character with Magneto like EM control can give himself Superman tier strength, speed, and durability, Magneto can too.

Self defense. They're deporting innocent people and putting them in awful inhumane places. and are treating lgbt people as if they're rabid animals. Not doing anything when one has ability for positive change is complicitity.

Also never said anything about murdering anyone. I can just yeet them all into a deserted island or in the middle of a secluded desert or forest. They're so strong, yea? Surely they can survive.

Make metal sculptures or whatever and never show anyone my technique? Not sure if I'd want anyone to know which kinda.. limits things.

The sudden influx of misfortune of certain of politicians and gun malfunctions for nazis? That's just a weird coincidence. I aint' got nothin' to do with that.


Well, being nice has done nothing but lead us to US citizens, WITH PROOF, being abducted by ICE/DEA off the street without reason, so...

My lawyer has advised me to not answer this question

i'd go fuck up some nazis either way

[killamajig]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-would-you-do-as-a-writer-check-post-for-the-details.1218402/#post-141463428

In this thread people refer to themselves as writers without ever finishing anything or anyone else ever reading anything they wrote.

 Delusional. 

It's like calling yourself a chef because you heat food in the microwave for yourself.

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/were-you-scared-of-anything-weird-unusual-or-nonsensical-as-a-kid.1218348/#post-141458400

I used to think that balloons would give you AIDS because my dad tried to warn me about touching loose condoms left out in the world but described them JUST as "balloons". My child brain did not realize he meant deflated balloons, so for most of my childhood I used to think that touching random balloons would give you AIDS and avoided them like the plague.

Again, whenever the curtain gets pulled back a little, it all becomes clear.

[Shecky Fragbaum]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/were-you-scared-of-anything-weird-unusual-or-nonsensical-as-a-kid.1218348/#post-141458400

I used to think that balloons would give you AIDS because my dad tried to warn me about touching loose condoms left out in the world but described them JUST as "balloons". My child brain did not realize he meant deflated balloons, so for most of my childhood I used to think that touching random balloons would give you AIDS and avoided them like the plague.

Again, whenever the curtain gets pulled back a little, it all becomes clear.

"Loose condoms?" I am unfamiliar with that phrase.

 

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[Gameboy Nostalgia]

I'm waiting for Boredfroms political shitlib tierlist of bire members.

or Benjis

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tomorrow-you-wake-up-with-magnetos-powers.1218363/page-2

[/quote]

I'd keep my powers a secret and take coins from tip jars to then re-give it to the waitresses. Diabolical, I know. 

[killamajig]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/horizontal-vs-vertical-browser-tabs-its-time-to-choose-a-side.1218360/

We have fun.

[benji]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tomorrow-you-wake-up-with-magnetos-powers.1218363/page-2

Some of us remember when these very same type of people spent years showing how enlightened they were by criticizing Ultimatum and New X-Men for turning Magneto into a genocidal mass murderer.

Also this is like the second thread is as many months where people talk about how the first thing they'd do with superpowers is start killing innocents.

[benji]

Remember, somebody donates Jeff's that he hides to him. 

[benji]

I'm waiting for Boredfroms political shitlib tierlist of bire members.

or Benjis

Tolerated Centrist: Nintex.
Shit Lib: Blueball.
Actually Right Wing: every other member.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

No real tier list with avatar icons. Disappointed.

[benji]

Of course, demanding others emotionally labor for you. Sounds about white. Y'all aren't serious people.

[Gameboy Nostalgia]

wow moderation is unwilling to do a simple task

y'all I don't feel safe at all

[benji]

wow moderation is unwilling to do a simple task

y'all I don't feel safe at all

Staff aren't going to be erased by this, even though there will be a human cost. They will suffer unnecessary pain. They will be denied experiences they could otherwise have been afforded. They will have a harder time passing, should they wish to, or for those of us that are admins they will suffer moderation traits they don't want that will take surgery or painful treatments to correct.

And here's the thing I fully believe this current generation of young admins and mods *will* get access to staff affirming care down the line. It may be hard to predict when, but I believe it will happen for them.

I have faith in most of them to stay strong in the face of cruelty *no one* should suffer. Far too many will falter, and their names will be brandished on the foreheads of the people that made this happen, but also the people who didn't fight against it.

As a people though, we are not going anywhere, and we will welcome these brave admins and young mods to our communities. We will show them that a fulfilling life can be lived, even facing discrimination no one should have to tolerate.

Most will outlive these fascists, and this current indefensible wave of staffphobia. Most will outlive me.

Taking away our medicine is a cruelty no staff member should face just the same of being denied it in the first place. But it won't change who we *know* ourselves to be. It won't stop it being true that admins are admins. That mods are mods. That staff identities exist. No religious extremist, cowardly felon, or weak-willed fool that failed to learn the lessons of fascism can change that.

They have chosen a fight they will lose. They will no doubt take pleasure in the losses we sustain. But they will lose. Because all we have to do is survive them.

And the vast majority of these 3000 brave spirits sure as shit will.

While providing staff affirming care is the only defensible position on this topic, it does not *define* us, and whatever the staffphobes think doesn't define us either.

If you're 25 and under and staff, I fucking see you. I fucking love you. I will do what little I can to make sure the path you walk is easier than the path I was forced to walk.