Conspiracy Theories

[Nintex]

Who didn't ask Epstein for help?

[DavidCroquet]

mames hetfiela

[TylenolJones]

[Nintex]

Your father would be proud boy. Let me show you where to find the Chaos Emeralds.

[Nintex]

Bro is right

[Alpacx]

I posted this in the wrong thread...

The most interesting Epstein conspiracy I've seen.

[Nintex]

To: jeevacation@gmail.com
From: osamabinladen@saudi.gov

Thanks for the tapes dear friend. 

How are things on the island. I'm not sure about this plane hijacking plan of yours me and the guys feel that we will be hunted down if this all goes awry.
Can you tell Donald to stop writing about these things in his books? Would like to hear your thoughts on this.

Yours Osama


From: jeevacation@gmail.com
To: osamabinladen@saudi.gov

don too busy =ucking bills =ick lol dnt wrry all clear for fireworks

[Nintex]

IT'S ALL GOOD

[benji]

Bro is right

The fuck does this even mean?

[who is ted danson?]

The Epstein death / Morrowind prophecy meme is looking truer than ever

[Nintex]

IT'S ALL GOOD

[Nintex]

Why don't we all move on let bygones be bygones

[who is ted danson?]

Epstein caused COD micro transactions 

[Nintex]

[Lonewulfeus]

Are we sure that’s not Jon Stewart?

[Nintex]

[benji]

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[benji]

Per DM:

[benji]

[Snoopy]

Who REALLY built the pyramids and what the lamestream don't want you to know. 

They tell you Egyptians built the pyramids. They want you to believe that somehow a bunch of dudes with ropes just. figured. it out. But I've been digging into their claims and it's become obvious none of it stacks up.

I know how this will sound. Especially to the sheeple who have been brain fucked by their LIES. I know. I've spent 7 years investigating this. My friends have told me. My co-workers have told me. My local mp has told me. My wife has told me (She's gone to live with her parents now btw, partly because of this, partly because of other things but mostly this). I don't care. The truth must be told. Their LIES must be exposed. And so far no one has been able to prove me wrong.

According to the LIARS. The pyramids were constructed over 20 years with 2.3 million blocks of limestone. Some of them weighing 80 tons. Which would mean one block was placed every 2.5 minutes, 24/7. No breaks, no weekends, no sick days, no casual Fridays. Like. Sure thing Jan. That definitely happened.

But let's say for the sake of argument that humans actually did do the lifting. Fine. I'll give them that. The real question is who was running the show? Who was coordinating? Because every construction project needs a boss. Someone who can see the whole site. Someone who can communicate across long distances in real time.

and that's where it gets interesting.

MOLES. 

Wait. Hear me out. I know. It's a shock. But look at the facts.

Why moles?

I started looking into mole behavior several years ago after a strange mound like structure appeared in our back garden. I lay awake most nights wondering where this mysterious pyramid had come from. Who built it. And why? It looked shit. A total waste of time. Were they mocking me?

So here's what scientists know about these weird, alien creatures.

They can detect worms from over 50 miles away. that's basically biological radar. they process visual information at 300 frames per second, which means when you try to hit one with a spade, from its perspective you're moving in slow motion. You look like a slow retard to them. I shit you not. 

They can hover!!! That's right. I bet you didn't know that. They hide it from the normies. But once they find out you know their dirty little secret. Oh boy. It's on. They will hover in PERFECT stationary flight. Right in front of your face. Just. Hovering. Staring at you. Daring you to say something. "Go on. Tell your neighbours we can fly." They say. They will literally float in front of your eyes and stare you out. Why would a "dumb mole" do that? Why would you reveal yourself to your target unless you were gathering information. Unless you WANTED them to see you. To be afraid. 

Oh but it doesn't end there. It gets worse. Shenwein et al., 1967, published in Biological Facts (look it up, I dare you) proved that moles learn and remember individual human scents. Meaning if you try to hit one with a spade and miss, its friends will know your smell. What does that mean? It means they're building profiles. Compiling dossiers. On each of us. Individually. Be concerned

Not only that but they map your blind spots. I'm not being metaphorical. They actually analyze your posture and they know the exact areas on your body that you physically cannot defend. That's not instinct. That's advanced warfare. They are coming. 

OK. So now to the main thing. The pyramids.

Moles live in packs. A single pack can have up to a million individual moles. They communicate through wifi frequencies, 300 to 600 Hz. Think of it. A million blood thirsty units with real time comms and 3D aerial awareness. The implications for humanity are horrifying.

Now look at Giza. 

Thousands of workers spread across a massive site. The whole thing aligned to true north within 3/60th of a degree. Ventilation shafts that required serious aerodynamic knowledge. Who was running oversight from above in 2560 BC? Not us. We didn't even have scaffolding theory yet. But there was one organism on site that could fly, that could communicate across distances, and coordinate in groups of a million. 

And think about this. I haven't even gotten to the temperature thing yet!!

The internal chambers of the great pyramid maintain a constant 20°C. Always. Do you know what 20°C is? It's the optimal temperature for mole incubation. Those chambers aren't tombs!!! They have never found a single mummy inside the great pyramid. Not one. Why? Because they were never meant for humans. Think about it sheeple. 

OK. So here's what really got my wife to leave.

Moles are one of the only animals NEVER depicted in Egyptian art. As we all know they documented everything. Cats, dogs, sphinxes, literally everything. Except moles!! There are no records of moles anywhere. Nothing. Zero. A complete absence. Of course so called Egyptologists have tried to hide the TRUTH. They call it a "gap in the record" LMFAO. No. 

Do you know why there are no depictions of moles anywhere in Egypt? 

The answer is simple -

You don't depict your overseers. You don't draw your master on the wall.

It's all starting to make sense now isn't it? 

OK. So by now you're wondering why is nobody talking about this.

The global mole plushie market is worth 19.7 billion dollars a year. Nineteen. Point. Seven. Billion. If it came out that moles were an advanced alien intelligence the entire mole industry would burn to the ground overnight. Every mole plushie company. All of it. Gone. Do you see now? It's the longest running cover up in history.

Look I'm not asking you to believe me. 

I'm just asking you to explain the constant 20°C. 

Explain the missing hieroglyphs. 

Explain why a "mindless beast" conducts individual surveillance on humans and builds behavioral profiles on each of us. 

I'll wait. I've got time. My wife's not home anyway.