Random Talk

[Nintex]

This probably won't go anywhere. 
First she she said: "you have seen on my profile that I have kids right?" and I said: "Yup".
"Ok because that's a dealbreaker for most guys if I bring it up at the date"

Next she wanted to hash out all the practical questions in the chat like how we deal with her kids and whatnot before me meet. Otherwise it's a waste of time.

I told her respectfully and directly that because she has casual dates on her profile and she started out with sarcasm and banter I figured that was her aim and a IRL connection is her best option to convince me of starting anything.

In case she wants something more serious I've shared my short background story and where I am now and where I am heading. I looked after my folks and build a business, AI business is booming, I'm visiting my bro in Canada. It'll be difficult to convince me of anything with a dry chat.

Well the FOMO worked. She says I should be proud of what I did yadayada. Now I get compliments.
But by casual dates she doesn't mean just casually dating every match but instead dating without expectations.

I told her fair enough

and left it to simmer for today.


I don't know whats with these women, they all think they have the upper hand when truely they HAVE NO CARDS  

Next time I should probably not ask about their intentions at all or be even more asshole-ish about it.

39F bailed on the second message. No big loss on the limit of the weight class.
"Hi how is your weekend"
"Tremendous how is yours?"
"Mine is good"
"What can I do for you?" (ick? red flag?)

[BIONIC]

I’m just waiting until Nintex inevitably transitions

[Nintex]

I’m just waiting until Nintex inevitably transitions

No, the next seasons, apart from more random encounters are these:

2025
May - Visit to Canada (passportbro arc)
June - Sign up to gym and dating agency (date to marry arc)
July - August - Beach clubs and German tourists (ERIKA hardstyle remix arc)
September - November - volunteering, charities, Ukrainian refugees (fall of Ukraine arc)
December - big executive bonus (1 year redhead anniversary arc)

2026
publish my book (alan wake arc)
escorts (no drama arc)

[Nintex]

lmao new plot twist, she just wants to be honest about her age.

She says she's 45.

Not sure if she's shitting me but
Nope it's true but the pics are recent.



Still would tho

Told her I wasn't sure if I should wish her luck or warn the other guys but I enjoy this plottwist way too much

Bumble truely is the crazy bitches app

[Himu]

Nintex stay away from apps. They are a way for women to get validation who only want validation. The lowest quality of women get on apps. Approach women in person. It will give you more skill in Womanese. Just introduce yourself and say something like "I'm going to x and y this weekend, a handsome guy like me could use a cute girl like you with me. Be there at x place at y time." Don't ask for her number. Look her in the eyes and don't be a bitch. Don't ask her, give her a command. It oozes confidence and women are followers and crave to be told what to do. If she's not there, fine. If she is, even better. Start small, like a coffee or an ice cream so you don't spend too much money. Do something where you the two of you can spend time talking. Tease her and make fun of her and don't kiss her ass. Ask her a bunch of questions and show interest in the conversation. Women love to talk about themselves. If she's talking about herself and you're feeding her questions (don't ask about work, that's lame) she will think the two of you have "a connection". After the date she will likely give you her number. You're in. If she speaks another language be dirty and ask her something like,"what does penis mean in x language?" Be bold, but a gentleman. You got this. I believe in you.

Started my job as a nurse last week. I work at a nursing home for the elderly.

Honestly job isn't that bad. Give patients a shower, change diapers. Honestly just real, helpful work. Was told horror stories about blah blah blah and it’s just taking care of humans. Very rewarding job! Prayed with a woman and fed her by spoon because she can't feed herself. I played Bible for her and prayed Catholic prayers since she's Catholic while we ate. Her roommate asked if I could pray with her too even though she's Baptist  I just said Lords Prayer and she said it with me. Very blessed and rewarding job. My goal is Post Partum Nurse. Helping mothers and newborns would be a dream.

[Uncle]

yeah listen to himu just do this

[benji]

The link doesn't seem to work. I was interested in finding out the actual length of that book.

[Himu]

yeah listen to himu just do this

Delete social media off your phone and you'll quickly realize the truth: the internet only exists in your head. It's not a real place. Therefore the only place to meet women is in the real world and quiet dogs don't eat. And because most men lack confidence to walk up to and talk to a woman there's literally no competition. You're not hungry enough bro. But if you stop denying yourself you'll see the truth and that 100 years ago you wouldn't have any other way to meet a woman except at parties, in which you're still walking up and introducing yourself. You've pacified your masculine spirit. Sad.

It’s definitely a mandatory thing all men should do. Not for the results, but to harden the mind. The more you do it, the more you condition yourself to go for the things you want in life, things beyond approaching women. There’s a time and place for it though, you got to learn how to read the room. If someone is rushing, it’s probably not the best idea to follow them to get their attention. If you catch them looking at you as you’re crossing paths and it doesn’t seem like she’s in a rush you can definitely shoot your shot.

Men cannot afford to be shy. Not a single male animal is shy. Birds spend years mastering their craft for a mate ritual. A man scared to walk to a woman he finds attractive and say hi isn't a man, he's a boy. Those are real facts. You can choose to accept them or not.

[benji]

I can't delete social media off my phone without installing it first. Between this and capitalism I'm never getting married.

[Polident]

I bought this back massager stick hook thing. Didn’t realize how tight my back was and hindering mobility. After a few days it’s done wonders.

Was talking about this with an acquaintance earlier. She goes to massage places often and recommends it. I question the optics of being a foreigner man in Asia seeking massages. I’m not 2026 Nintex.

[Uncle]

Men cannot afford to be shy. Not a single male animal is shy.

foxes are really shy, they always run away as soon as I see them

maybe I only see girl foxes though

[DavidCroquet]

I bought this back massager stick hook thing. Didn’t realize how tight my back was and hindering mobility. After a few days it’s done wonders.

Was talking about this with an acquaintance earlier. She goes to massage places often and recommends it. I question the optics of being a foreigner man in Asia seeking massages. I’m not 2026 Nintex.

At first I thought this post was additional dating advice. Like, "back massager stick hook" was a buzzy new dating approach Polident was about to educate us on.

[Polident]

Apparently the name of it, the original anyway, is the Body Back Buddy. Marketing boys nailed it.

[Nintex]

My new tooth brush has a smiley face, magnetic charger and an AI. I love modern technology. 



Had the Philips Diamond Clean before this, but while my first Diamond Clean lasted 3 years, this one only did ~18 months until the battery died and on/off button was fucked.

[chronovore]

Reading that without context feels like you had a stroke mid-post.

[Rendle]

I have a crush on a girl and was going to ask her out but after reading Nintex and Himu's posts i've decided not to. Women have so much to deal with already, I don't want to add to it.

[Nintex]

Met a very nice blonde lady at the business event today. 35, former miss netherlands, has done a lot of modeling, TV work and now has her own video production company and all sorts of side hustles including a gif creation service.

We connected at the buffet as we were both looking for something healthy to add to the fast food. I would be shocked if she's (still) single but then again why would she bother with so many silly side hustles. It's funny she didn't bring up any of her big achievements or roles, she was just the silly girl running around taking photos for social media.

A fun addition for the LinkedIn collection regardless. I'm gonna ask her to send me the photos she took of me and then try to get some more information.

Spoiler:  (click to show)(click to hide)

I was done with the basic bitches so I'm chatting with this one now, asked her about my pics and she still had them.  

I'd be very surprised if she's single though but on the other hand she's the one that kept our convo going asking me what I was up to etc. .
My plan is to ask her if she wants to drop by my office to check out some AI stuff and then I can find out her relationship status and if we can do business together.
One of those you definitely miss the shots you don't take.

She's legit good at taking pictures though, my presentation style is very animated like Steve Jobs and Donnie so there's usually blur from waving my hands and arms around but she did a very good job.

[Nintex]

Well I unexpectedly hit it off with 34F Sara, Petroleum Engineer as well. 
Figures because I love oil (she liked that joke)   

She matched me on Bumble and likes tea. Good conversation starter. We're going to have tea sometime soon. I suggested she should wear something red and she has that.
Likes old towns and walks too and is all about romance.

She's not Dutch. From the way she talks with old sayings and brewing her own tea I'm getting European folklore/Witcher vibes or Celtic. From her looks it can swing either way too. I'm a sucker for sayings and metaphors and she has an infinite number of those. Apparently short people are half stuck in the ground and sneaky. (I always knew I couldn't trust them - another joke she liked). I was just about to ask her number when she gave me hers and moved our convo to whatsapp. From the way she talks I think that we might date as soon as this weekend.

"when are you usually available?"
"I don't have a fixed time"
"perfect"
"I know  "

A romantic who hasn't timeboxed her entire life. Her bio says she wants to take things slow but truthfully she moved us away from Bumble pretty fast and is already sending hearts.
I enjoy chatting with her too. When she asked about my work, she was genuinely curious about my 16th century office and overall vibe and less about how much money I make or anything like that (probably because Petroleum engineers rake in big cash).

She looks good too, just a little out of shape but nothing some new clothes and more walking can't fix. She admitted that her pictures weren't her best, unlike mine and often times when she looks her best there isn't a photographer around. Well that's where I come in (another joke she liked). In comparison to some of my other matches, she has way more heart and soul. She notices the beauty in things like old buildings and keeps her hair long, also flirts. Not a leftie either, apolitical.

Edit: Followed the breadcrumb trail she left. She's Persian.
 

[Potato]

Do you know your tea?

What tea will you order?

[Nintex]

Green tea is my favorite. Got me points because it's the most healthy. She wants to make the tea for me. Would be nice to catch a Persian that wants to make me tea and sweets and go on walks. 

Overall she just seems very kind. I'm gonna keep it light and send her a pic of a nice park nearby surrounded by old buildings. Perfect location to have our tea. 

Chatting with a Lithuanian as well. Polite but more cold. Great outfits though. She wants to travel to Japan, enjoys board games and city trips. 

Picked these 2 out of about 7 likes.

[Polident]

Play this game with her 

[Nintex]

Dune girl and introvert Lara Croft messaged that she has a cat. I explained it's a combination of things: smoking, unhealthy lifestyles, lots of pets. 1 cat not a dealbreaker.

Complimented her on a very healthy lifestyle. I hope it eases her worries. 

Introvert, books, movies, walking, great looks. Perfect height difference and the youngest. As a psychiatrist she likes a challenge for her mind. Well do I have a challenge for you sister.

I can tell my jokes pulled her in so hopefully my astma isn't a dealbreaker if anything being honest about it and focusing on a healthy life is probably a plus.

But Nintex, you call them all Lara Croft does she even remotely resemble her? You're probably just imagining things.

Spoiler: I'll gladly read her map (click to show)(click to hide)

[Nintex]

Left the Persian to simmer today and lo and behold she send me the "I've been thinking and I enjoyed our chats..." message but to my great surprise she concluded by asking if I'm willing to have brunch tommorow. I proposed a time and place to meet, hopefully that works for her.   

Considering she thinks she's slow as a tortoise when it comes to dating I'm surprised she's one of the first to ask me out so quickly after being the fastest to move us to whatsapp.

Doing the safety background check I can see why she's after me. She's surrounded by researchers but mostly boring researchers. That's why she likes her pop culture philosopher it's both intelligent and funny. She's quite high up at the corporation she works, one of those 'showing the corpo wife the lego set that I want' options.

Well I'm excited to meet the princess of Persia, I hope she responds soon.

[Nintex]

We called and she had a bunch of safety questions but the date is on. Also touched on why I'm dating. And well she was shocked that I was that guy with integrity, honesty etc. she was looking for but also felt really bad for asking. She didn't expect I took care of my parents. 

One on hand I'm glad I built trust before the date and I liked her voice. On the other I kept "take it or leave it" in my mind and said: "smart of you to ask I'd rather not date a reckless woman". Also she's more jaded than I expected and I don’t like the internet checklists. 

We'll see what happens tommorow. At this point all I expect is some dating XP.

[Nintex]

She showed up. We had a good time despite this being hard mode difficulty. Very shy at first, took some time to open up but I have a calming effect on people like that. 
Again looked better IRL than she did in the pictures. Very soft spoken I had to move very close to hear what she said but her English was sublime. 

We talked for about an hour and then she left. In ways we connected because it's obvious both of us have been through some shit and use our intelligence to get ahead in life in other ways we didn't connect. She was impressed I figured out her origins, I was the first person she ever met to do that. 

I think she's attractive, I'm fond of her in a great minds think alike kind of way but she's not the type that likes to spend time sipping drinks outside on a square or watch movies. She doesn't have to partake in every activity but for some of these things there is no obvious alternative. I can also tell she lives a pretty lonely and independent life.

I thanked her for joining me today and left it up to her to decide if she wants to meet me again or is already at her limit. I'd like to take her on a few more dates to see how she behaves if she's more comfortable from the get go but only if she's up for it.

[Uncle]

The link doesn't seem to work. I was interested in finding out the actual length of that book.

https://files.catbox.moe/2c3sj6.pdf

[Nintex]

Iranian ended it but I have a 3rd date planned for Wednesday.

A dinner with half greek 33F, dropped in out of the blue to make me aware that anti-allergic dogs exist with a cute picture of her dog. 
She's the healer to my warrior. I may have to reconsider my stance on not being able to click in a chat. Date set within 5 minutes, chatting all day. No work done. No shit posting done. Whatsoever.  

Shy, introvert, not good at chatting, needs time to open up.
 
"Hold that thought Nintex, I'm going for a swim"
"Enjoy!"
"Ok I'm back, miss me?" 
"Did you enjoy your swim?" 
"Yes it was lovely. Remember to keep holding that thought while I change and head home..."

She wants me to dream about her and share all the details tommorow.

The weird thing is, she dropped in just when I was thinking about deleting the app.

If she really wants me and is interested at the date she might cut short the entire timeline. Unlike the others that talk about emotional availability, traveling the world and other internet lists her wishes are simple. She wants to feel comfortable, she wants to crawl under a blanket and watch movies together, go to parties together etc. . She already send me the 2nd date idea, high tea and desserts because I like desserts so much I'll probably like that. Also might I be interested to play Mario Kart and taste her cookies? This adorable creature is worried about one thing: that I'm too serious for such silly things. 

[Polident]

Persian when you had a chance. Iranian when you didn’t. Common.

[HardcoreRetro]

Iran? More like she ran.

[who is ted danson?]