11-21-2024, 06:14 PM
Man aware he will be served divorce papers in the coming days:
"Sure Uncle Bob, I'd love to immediately travel across the country and help you rebuild your deck, this very instant! Sorry Honey, gotta go, really important family stuff!"
*After plane touchdown*
"Hey Uncle Bob, tough news: I can't help with that dumb shit anymore, I actually already forgot what it was. Later bitch."
*Man ducks into nearest strip club*
"Sure Uncle Bob, I'd love to immediately travel across the country and help you rebuild your deck, this very instant! Sorry Honey, gotta go, really important family stuff!"
*After plane touchdown*
"Hey Uncle Bob, tough news: I can't help with that dumb shit anymore, I actually already forgot what it was. Later bitch."
*Man ducks into nearest strip club*