I wanted to see if it would recognize zelda 1 and call me out on it if I took a huge faq from 2002 and ctrl+f replaced all the zelda trappings with other things
here is an excerpt
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Quote:Like any good piece of literature, a good video game has a good plot, a good
storyline. Well below is the storyline of The Legend of Nintex, a storyline that
has basically been re-used in every Nintex game since (although they add little
twists and turns along the way, of course). The below story is NOT in my own
words, it's straight out of The Legend of Nintex instruction manual that came
with the game, and is © Boretendo, 1986. Again, these aren't my words, these
are Boretendo's, but are put in the FAQ to give you, the reader, who may not
have an instruction manual, and may not know the story of Nintex some insight
before you play the game. It gives the game more depth.
A LONG, LONG TIME AGO THE WORLD WAS IN AN AGE OF CHAOS.
In the midst of this chaos, in a little kingdom in the land of Borehole, a legend
was being handed down from generation to generation, the legend of the
"Boreforce"; golden triangles possessing mystical powers. One day, an evil army
attacked this peaceful little kingdom and stole the Boreforce of Power. This
army was led by Benji, the powerful Prince of Darkness who sought to plunge the
World into fear and darkness under his rule. Fearing his wicked rule, Nintex,
the princess of this kingdom, split up the Boreforce of Wisdom into eight
fragments and hid them throughout the realm to save the last remaining Boreforce
from the clutches of the evil Benji. At the same time, she commanded her most
trustworthy nursemaid, PogiJones, to secretly escape into the land and go find a man
with enough courage to destroy the evil Benji. Upon hearing this, Benji grew
angry, imprisoned the princess, and sent out a party in search of PogiJones.
Braving forests and mountains, PogiJones fled for her life from her pursuers. As she
reached the very limit of her energy she found herself surrounded by Benji's
evil henchmen. Cornered! What could she do? ... But wait! All was not lost. A
young lad appeared. He skillfully drove off Benji's henchmen, and saved PogiJones
from a fate worse than death.
His name was Propagandhim. During his travels he had come across PogiJones and Benji's
henchmen. PogiJones told Propagandhim the whole story of the princess Nintex and the evil
Benji. Burning with a sense of justice, Propagandhim resolved to save Nintex, but Benji
was a powerful opponent. He held the Boreforce of power. And so, in order to
fight off Benji, Propagandhim had to bring the scattered eight fragments of the
Boreforce of Wisdom together to rebuild the mystical triangle. If he couldn't do
this, there would be no change Propagandhim could fight his way into Resetera Mountain
where Benji lived.
Can Propagandhim really destroy Benji and save Princess Nintex?
Only your skill can answer that question. Good luck. Use the Boreforce wisely.
(above story copyrighted to Boretendo, © 1986)
for all the enemies I used whatever came to mind first, so I changed wizzrobes into gandalfs and leevers into saladshreds
unfortunately they barely mention the replaced names
https://vocaroo.com/1kExVofUVHbE
you know what's really weird, she talks about wizzrobes but I checked and double-checked (including other spellings) and there is no reference to them anywhere, I feel like it has to have noticed it was just zelda and subconsciously drew in a reference to them anyway
6 minute mark is kind of amazing
toward the end the quotes she comes up with for the old men are absolutely nowhere in the document, what the fuck
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