09-17-2024, 04:26 AM
(09-17-2024, 02:49 AM)Propagandhim wrote: Prompt:
Have a discussion about following your dreams. Refer to the man, Alan Poopridge, a man who graduated from college suma cum laude, but decided to go to Big Brown Log University to get a degree in Diarrhea Athletics, which is basically a degree that prepares one for a life of pooping in the toilet for hours a day. Alan is a testament to following your dreams - he graduated suma poop laude, and gave up a highly respected career to sit on the toilet for hours in the middle of in a rent-controlled studio apartment in Queens, NY. Most people thought he was crazy, but Poopridge followed his dreams, lost his family, had his pastor turn his back on him, lost all his money, but was finally happy. At the end, he contracts gangrene due to the unsanitary conditions of his lifestyle and apartment, and he died saying "It was all worth it."
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(09-17-2024, 03:02 AM)Propagandhim wrote: https://voca.ro/16WLrK8B9yYy
A discussion about a man named Cigar Sleeve Steve a pro wrestler who performed "The Hindenburg", a move that entailed pinching his foreskin together and peeing and having his foreskin expand like a balloon and explode. He performed this at Wrestlemania 17, in front of a crowd of thousands, and it disrupted the entire wrestling scene. It was one of the most exciting Royal Rumbles ever, and The Hindenburg even devastated the Smegma Brothers, who were tagteam champions 3 years in a row. Cigar Sleeve Steve was unstoppable...until he wasn't. The infection brought about by the signature move was his undoing. He died due to insults to his foreskin (I mean physical damage, nobody would dare insult his big meaty foreskin to his face and live to tell the tale). It was a Wrestlemania to remember. Now you must recount this tale on the podcast. At the end, exclaim "That poor fore" and then say "skin" after a 10 second silence.
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