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Of all the retarded trends from the tiktok generation, this probably ranks only behind...eating Tide pods, NyQuil Chicken, super gluing vampire fangs in your mouth, sticking coins into electrical points, overdosing on Benadryl, blokes dunking their cocks in soy sauce to "taste" it, licking aeroplane toilet seats, using a nail file on your teeth, and using Gorilla Glue as hair gel. That's not to mention when they film themselves committing actual crimes and then post it on the internet for the police to use as evidence. 

So overall, raw dog that shit you morons. The rest of us will do something to kill the time secure in the knowledge that being a dumb fuck staring at a screen has nothing to do with how "tough" we are...