Conspiracy Theories

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https://realrawnews.com/2026/01/jag-hangs-michelle-obama-aka-michael-robinson/

The US Navy Judge Advocate General’s Corps on Friday hanged to death the seditionist Michael Robinson, more popularly known as Michelle Obama, weeks after a panel of unassailable Navy officers unanimously found him guilty of treason/mutiny, sedition, and a litany of high crimes at a military tribunal that took place at Guantanamo Bay on December 16.

On the 16th, at approximately 11:00 a.m., three MPs from the 525th Military Police Battalion collected a theatrical Robinson, who had just eaten his last meal—eggs sunny-side-up and dry wheat toast—to escort him to the gallows. Sobbing, Robinson told guards he felt aggrieved because he hadn’t been offered a final request, erroneously suggesting that bylaws inscribed in the Geneva Conventions expressly forbid executions without first granting the condemned a final request—like a cigarette or a phone call. Robinson demanded to call his estranged partner, the Kenyan Barry Soetoro, better known as Barack Hussein Obama.

“You can call him from Hades,” an MP reportedly replied.

Once atop the gallows, Robinson repeated his request, pleading with Admiral Flatt, who had supervised the tribunal, telling him, “I don’t know. Maybe Barack can help me.”

“Help you?” Admiral Flatt responded quizzically. “How’s he gonna do that? He can’t even save himself from what’s coming.”

A GITMO source told RRN, “Curious Robinson never mentioned his so-called children, and we know why, it’s because Soetoro and Robinson are both men and don’t have biological children. They bought them on the black market when Obama was running for senator of Illinois, so they could pretend to be traditional parents to children.”