Journal of Other Forum Analysis (Volume II, Issue 2)

[Ethan]

Pretty certain the original plan (when they announced they would cure autism by September) was to blame vaccines but over the summer, someone managed to convince Trump and possibly RFK Jr that it would be catastrophic and a step too far even for them, so they resorted to Tylenol after rummaging through PubMed. Like vaccines, it's so common that there would be obvious correlation, but unlike vaccines, people don't really rely on it to stay alive, so it's unlikely to get people killed. Plus minimum impact on their stock portfolios.
And additional bonus, you can push "endure the pain you pussy".