Well Bill Mahers mind is blown, he was more comfortable talking with Trump than Clinton or Obama.
Quote:Trump responded with grace and no anger, Maher revealed. “Just a little smile as if to say, ‘Yeah, I get it.’”
For the fans
Bill Maher walked into the hallway of The White House. tired, deflated and nervous.
"Look who the cat dragged in!", JD Vance yelled from his office. "Don't smoke weed in here Bill! We'll have you send to Gitmo!"
Trump gracefully shook Bills hand. "Thank you for coming Bill, let me show you something to cheer you up. Don't mind the children."
"Are you going to execute me?", Bill asked with his signature depressed voice.
Trump smiled: "Maybe... but no I want you to understand something before I pull the trigger."
The President unveiled a secret passage in the Oval Office and Bill followed him downstairs.
"Is this your rape dungeon? Do you torture the Democrats here? Where is the consent form.", Bill quipped.
As Trump turned on the lights Bill gasped. He could tell that Trump had collected virtually every object of power in the world or maybe they were replicas.
"Those are good fakes", Bill said smiling.
Trump took on a serious tone: "That's the stuff they stole Bill, the files of Tesla, my time machine, the Orb, the Chaos Emeralds, the Ark of the Whatever."
"So you have all these magical boxes, why, is it how you control us, how you win elections, stay alive?", Bill asked.
"No Bill, Obama used the Chaos Emeralds to get elected but that also created ISIS. Ronald Reagan defeated the USSR with the Ark but also lost his mind using it. Tesla used his time machine once..."
"What happened when he did, I thought he was a bum", Bill jokingly asked.
"We got shitty electric vehicles with his name on it and computers that can think Bill", Trump smiled.
"Hahahaha... right", Bill gazed nervously at the President. Maybe he was right and these things were actually real. They certainly looked real. Bill stared at Pandora's Box, wondering if he should open it and for a fleeting moment he glared at Thors Hammer, perhaps if he was quick enough he could strike down Trump but he couldn't stop but wonder why he hated the man so much. Trump meanwhile looked different, determined and dead serious. Bill had never seen the President like this.
"So what do we do Mr. President? Can you cure cancer, end all wars, deport The Village people?", Bill wondered what the President had in mind as he sighed.
"Nothing Bill, nothing. Throughout history when men drunk with power use these things terrible things happen. Unspeakable things. So I collect them and keep them safe. I'm not perfect but I've seen Indiana Jones. All of them actually. The last one wasn't that bad, maybe a bit over the top with the woman. Don't tell JD I said that.", Trump said with a serious tone.
Bill was left flustered, was the President joking or did the scenes of melting faces truely stop him from changing destiny. Did Donald Trumps idiocy save humankind from disaster?
"You know that Indiana Jones is a movie right, it's not real", Bill said as he recalled Trump believed Christian Bale to be the real Bruce Wayne.
"Yes, but aren't we all in a movie Bill, following a script that we try to write but can't really control. Who says that your face won't melt if you use the Ark. Go ahead open it.", Trump said with his signature loud voice that could command any room or nation.
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