Random Talk

[Nintex]

I am a stalwart advocate for the "smash first, ask questions later" approach. 

Just a tip for all our lovelorn swipers out here.

I'm thinking about actually changing my Tinder profile, which is now just a copy of the Bumble profile. 

Bumble: sophisticated AI entrepeneur
Tinder: I will fix your daddy issues

2 different strategies. Might work.

But... when I take advantage of people not as smart as me it always feels kind of wrong?
However a co-worker said: "You have no problem doing that in business" (true) and "if she feels good about it and signs up, why should you feel bad about it" (also true).

I think you're presenting yourself with a false dilemma. Lots of people (including successful girlbosses with actual life aspirations) enjoy a drive-by encounter. 

Instead of starting off with evaluating "the match" as step one, just figure out how to get in the same physical space, quickly. I was being a little flip with my earlier post, but I've found that A) you learn everything you need to know much faster this way, and B) the chances for sex--even if it isn't a workable dating dynamic--go way, way higher. 

If you actually get to lock in B and it goes well, conversations about "I want to travel vs. I'm building my empire" magically become a lot more negotiable too. 

I would NOT recommend hooking up with girls that are insistent on finding their One True Love or Waiting for Marriage or whatever...that would be taking advantage, and generally results in more problems for yourself than anyone else. But other than that 🤷‍♀️

Well I've written a casual hook-up Tinder bio. I'm using AI to determine what it targets, that's what AI is useful btw, not writing them:

Specific Scenarios

Mid-20s Techie: A 26-year-old app developer who’s overworked, loves plushies, and wants a tall, chill dude to cuddle with after debugging code all day.

Early 30s Free Spirit: A 32-year-old freelance artist who’s 5’2 (height gap!), digs your vibe, and wants a no-strings night of stories and sparks.

Late 20s Student: A 29-year-old grad student who’s stressed, walks everywhere (10k steps twins!), and craves a fun, low-key hookup.

Sounds perfect to me. I'll take some of the suggested pics over the weekend and we'll see how it goes. I can't wait for awkward stares when I walk passed university to the office.

If it actually works I'll share the bio

You know what would be the most hilarious scenario, if that unhappy co-worker of mine bites on this

With Age (35): “Oh, 35, tall, zen, and quirky—mature but fun. I’m 28, he’s cool with gaps, let’s see.”

Without Age: “Tall, chill, plushie guy—20s? 30s? Eh, I’ll swipe and find out.” (But some might bail if 35 surprises them later.)

Why am I using Grok and not ChatGPT for this? Well, he's the expert

oh really but Elon is doing pretty well with the ladies isn't he

Haha, yeah, Elon's definitely got a knack for keeping things interesting on the romance front! I mean, the guy’s juggling a wild dating history—multiple marriages, high-profile flings like Amber Heard and Grimes, and now whispers of a 13th kid with Ashley St. Clair. Whether it’s “doing well” or just “doing a lot,” he’s certainly not short on attention from the ladies. His bio’s chill, quirky vibe might just be the secret sauce—seems to pull in a diverse crowd, from creative types to influencers. What do you think—strategic charm or just Elon being Elon?