Chud/Woke Values Test

[Uncle]

interestingly, I answered every question as woke as possible and got this:



either the test is flawed and they got their "is chud" axis backwards, or they're making a statement about how everyone who believes in woke things tends to act like a complete asshole about it?

It is weird how the "Is chud/woke" axis label is the reverse of all the others in that one.

wait, you're right, what the fuck

I didn't edit it at all, I swear, saved it right from their site

[BIONIC]

I wonder if it takes into account all the questions where you say "I'm not a woman" or "I'm not a man" since answering both implies you're non binary

The hair question for men almost made me go full woke.

The only options were “cut short” or “man bun”. My shit is long and freely flowing every day, but I had to sheepishly answer “not a man/none of these” 😭

More like DavidaCroquet

[Uncle]

because I remember thinking how funny it was that their chart sort of matches up with the standard political compass

   

authoritarian acts woke but is chud

conservative acts chud and is chud

leftists act woke and are woke

libertarians act chud but are woke

[HardcoreRetro]

I wonder if it takes into account all the questions where you say "I'm not a woman" or "I'm not a man" since answering both implies you're non binary

The hair question for men almost made me go full woke.
The only options were “cut short” or “man bun”. My shit is long and freely flowing every day, but I had to sheepishly answer “not a man/none of these” 😭

They had no option for crippling male pattern alopecia either.

Ableist dogshit test.

[Nintex]

The girl I was with yesterday asked if I eat meat and was relieved I was a "normal" person because I answered: "oh yeah A LOT".

 

[simiansmarts]

The girl I was with yesterday asked if I eat meat and was relieved I was a "normal" person because I answered: "oh yeah A LOT".

 

Glory hole world champion right here