Random Talk

[filler]

wearing shoes inside your home is filthy. anyone who does that is lower than an animal and should be sent to australia

[who is ted danson?]

Signed up for an introduction at an IT collective of 350+ specialists and experts.

It's an interesting set-up where everyone has their own business but they work together on projects. 


At work there is a big hoopla about some people not cleaning the table after lunch or whatever.
One guy threw a hissy fit. He had pointed this out many times yet management didn't take any action.

I was very disinterested.


Workers revolt. I've temporarily stepped back from management but in the same sentence he asked me to last week the boss said that practically nothing would change.

Funny enough the boss got mad at the guy complaining because he said he didn't trust anything would change.

Pyramid scheme 

[filler]

I should be admin 

[Potato]

wearing shoes inside your home is filthy. anyone who does that is lower than an animal and should be sent to australia

We don't wear shoes anywhere.

[who is ted danson?]

I should be admin 

@benji you seeing this shit 

[filler]

wearing shoes inside your home is filthy. anyone who does that is lower than an animal and should be sent to australia

We don't wear shoes anywhere.

wild, mate  

[benji]

wearing shoes inside your home is filthy. anyone who does that is lower than an animal and should be sent to australia

What if it's for sexual purposes. Don't kink shame.

[Uncle]

wearing shoes inside your home is filthy. anyone who does that is lower than an animal and should be sent to australia

We don't wear shoes anywhere.

I heard that's because little creepy crawlies in Aus enjoy shoes as dark spaces to hide in so you can never just put them on safely

[benji]

listening to youtube vids at 2x speed 


couldn't imagine playing them any slower like some retard 

filler joining the bore autistys right in front of our eyes

2.5x is perfect 

[Nintex]

I'm going to delete the app do you want to exchange numbers?  

She used the oldest trick in the book 

[who is ted danson?]

Send her your feet pics. She wont expect it.

[Nintex]

Today I was supposed to present the new marketing strategy but the boss was too busy with his new project.
I was already worried this thing was a boondoggle and lo and behold a 3 man team is making very little progress.

Friday the other guy is out, next week is all meetings, the week after I'm on vacation for 2 weeks.
What happens to our bottom line when I'm out and the marketing strategy hasn't rolled out and they're stuck on an undercharged project

[Nintex]

Send her your feet pics. She wont expect it.

Whilst I am listening to The Rebel Path from Cyberpunk 2077 and planning all out warfare as usual. She's sending me spotify recommendations like Maribou State, Wunderhorse, City and Colour, The Red Clay Strays and Paolo Nutini and is clearly in a chill/cozy mood to reign in and contain her wild side.

[filler]

filler joining the bore autistys right in front of our eyes

2.5x is perfect 

watching at 3x 

[Nintex]

I pushed 286 lbs on a sled

My previous record was 154 lbs

[filler]

I pushed 286 lbs on a sled

My previous record was 154 lbs

you'll need that strength when putin sends you to the work camps in siberia 

[Nintex]

He needs a bunch of sell outs to run this place to win over the locals so I'm safe. I'll just be the governor of the Holland Oblast and my trainer will be the chief of police.
The business guy will do treasury and then we'll release some wrongly accused tax evaders from jail to complete the leadership team.

He doesn't even need to smuggle in suitcases with millions to persuade me to arrest and point out the current government officials, I'll just do it for the love of the game.

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putin appoints nintex as the czar of netherlands 

[Polident]

I pushed 286 lbs on a sled

My previous record was 154 lbs

He googled “what is 130kg in lb” for this post. Patriot.

[filler]

I pushed 286 lbs on a sled

My previous record was 154 lbs

He googled “what is 130kg in lb” for this post. Patriot.

it's nintex, he ask chat gpt 

[filler]

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[Nintex]

Went out to the bar. Most of the boys left. So I ended up drinking with two 19 year olds.
One of our clients frequents the bar, tall guy in is 40's, he had a good time as well.

Split the G, finding out the secret of Guiness and all that. Plus the left over wine in their bicycle baskets. 

My boss will be like Nintex, you can't go out drinking with 19 year olds and our client.

That's where the business is boss

[Besticus Maximus]

Been watching loads of documentaries on HBO. What is it with north americans and using 'electrical cord' to do murders? Whenever I want to plug something in that's a bit further away than I expected I can never find the cunt, but murderers in 20th century north america have them everywhere

[killamajig]

Because nowadays you're more likely to have an electrical cord nearby than a rope if you need to choke a bitch.

[Besticus Maximus]

I just don't really understand it. I want to do murders which i've meticulously planned, so im going to use my microcock two prong 50c plug socket extras. Strange people.

[Polident]

When gyms were closed in the COVID times, I went to a hardware shop to buy a pulley and rope to rig up a Rocky 4 style cable machine. The guy seemed suspicious that I only wanted 7ft and kept asking if it supported hanging 180lbs.

[Polident]

It’s crazy how many glp1 ads I’m seeing back in America. Genuinely didn’t know it was so mainstream when I saw the stories living abroad. But it’s really getting pushed everywhere. I went to a Target and there was a whole wall of glp1 support products. I just saw one advertised to lose 20%+ of your body weight. What. I’m comparing this to people calling themselves disgustingly obese at 165cm 55kg.

[Nintex]

34
4'11
99 lbs
Blonde

But bad hearing.

If she annoys me I can lift her up and put her in another room she says.

[Potato]

It’s crazy how many glp1 ads I’m seeing back in America. Genuinely didn’t know it was so mainstream when I saw the stories living abroad. But it’s really getting pushed everywhere. I went to a Target and there was a whole wall of glp1 support products. I just saw one advertised to lose 20%+ of your body weight. What. I’m comparing this to people calling themselves disgustingly obese at 165cm 55kg.

When coming from a country that doesn't allow advertising of prescription medications, the assault that is drug advertising in the states is certainly something.

[Nintex]

34
4'11
99 lbs
Blonde

But bad hearing.

If she annoys me I can lift her up and put her in another room she says.

We're going on a date friday or saturday. She had no weekend plans and is very happy I invited her. 

But this one is dangerous. She puts in effort, lots of effort. 

Thankfully I have a busy day tommorow and a theatre festival opening where I also have some leads among the volunteers and she is going to sunbathe on her mothers boat. 

In a weird coincidence I have matched with this one and a girl that knows sign language. However she is quite far away and not as carefree and easy going. She has a picture on her profile sitting next to a pan on a stove to display that she can cook. This chick however had this ice breaker on her profile about how she is starving and can't cook. 

The question is how bad her hearing actually is and how that plays out when we go out.