Red Letter Media

[killamajig]

Tell us all about it, sailor! You asked for it! Here it is! MOAR TRIVIA! This time, the elderly clown-man, Mike curates a bunch of random questions about horror pictures for Jay and Josh to answer and be made fools of. Finding questions that didn’t seem too easy or too hard was actually kind of difficult. Mike knows some things about horror, but not too mech. He nows moar about Star Trek and eating ultra processed foods from the Dollar Store. Did you know he shops for groceries at the Dollar Store?!? I once caught that man eating a box of shortbread cookies and ramen noodles for “dinner” then for a dessert he had a generic brand frozen pizza with a bottle of that sugar juice. I looked at the “nutritional” facts on the pizza. Zeros in all categories except carbohydrates and sodium. 50,000mg of sodium - 100 million times your recommended daily amount. Same with the carbs. 250 million grams of carbohydrates. 55 billion times your daily limit. That’s like eating liquid concrete. No food value. Anyway, I digress. Jay and special guest Josh Roger Thompson join the gang for this embarrassing trivia show down. Josh knows horror though. Him and Jay chat it up constantly. Like the saying goes, Jay is Josh’s brother from another individual(s) that currently identifies as a woman or person or person(s) assigned that specific gender or non-gender at birth. Josh knows lots of things, but he’s no match for Jay’s recall. Jay can remember mostly any actor from any movie. His memory is a steel bear trap. But I guess the biggest takeaway from this whole video is that Josh thinks Shaun of the Dead is “Hipster horse sh*t” “A two star film at best”. Get ready for the battle of the century as these two titans of weird perv*rted horror movies duke it out in a filthy Wisconsin warehouse!!!

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[killamajig]

Oh it got age restricted so they tried again with the edit.

[killamajig]

Hey kids, we're back on the map! You've complained about the lack of Best of the Worsts but here is one now. AND shooting another soon. This is gonna be a good month for people and things to watch. Everyone's least favorite Josh is back! It's the man of a dozen voices, Josh Roger Thompson! He's back kids to spin the wheel and watch tapes with elderly goon in a filthy rat-infested Milwaukee dumpster. It's the first time Josh and Josh are on screen together. Look at them! Look at us! Look at meeeeee! One note of concern since all you creeps will comment. Yes. Josh The Wizards microphone is not working during the discussion. It's a shame. Jay was too drunk to join the panel and thus had the input switched to "internal mic". We have no crew or quality control so these things happen. We've had a pretty good track record so far so shut up, dummies. I don't care what you're gonna say! Go suck a toad fart. We're been busting our butts being movie fans for the last 5 years to be treated like this?!?!?!? But seriously, sit back. Relax and laugh along as men in their late 40s and now early 50's laugh about farts and pen*ises and boobies and poop poop and pee pee and eat chips and drink beer and pass gas and then eat pizza and drink so much they are drunk and fall down the stairs and shi* their pants. It's true! Rich Evans SH*T his pants during the production of this episode! RICH IS AT THE AGE WHERE HE MUST WEAR A DIAPER DUE TO INCONTINENCE! I can always tell, too. Ya know... when he goes. Sometimes it's him just passing horrible gas, knowing it's safe and sound inside his diaper. BUT then there's the urine. I catch him having a faint smile on his face. Then the release, and he recoups. Then the smell happens. That faint urine smell. The smell of church pews. I know it happened then. The WORST by far is when he makes a number 2 in his diaper. He looks as if he's struggling to think of something. He goes red in the face. Shortness of the breath. He is pushing his stool through his passage and it lands safely inside the soft embrace of his diaper like the Apollo astronauts splashing down after a successful mission. He claims he has lost control of his functions due to medically induced trauma, but I think he's just lazy. It's got to be pretty gross though, when you take that thing off. I mean if you think about it, you rarely see Rich leave the couch during the screenings. That's some food for thought.

[killamajig]

I had a hankering to see BOTW Diamond Cobra again 
I can't remember if I or someone else posted it but here's a link to the banned.....

Best Of The Worst Diamond Cobra Vs The White Fox

https://archive.org/details/best-of-the-worst-diamond-cobra-vs-the-white-fox-red-letter-media

Every time I hear or see egg salad I think of that guy.

"Egg Salad is here!!"

[Uncle]

I had a hankering to see BOTW Diamond Cobra again 
I can't remember if I or someone else posted it but here's a link to the banned.....

Best Of The Worst Diamond Cobra Vs The White Fox

https://archive.org/details/best-of-the-worst-diamond-cobra-vs-the-white-fox-red-letter-media

Every time I hear or see egg salad I think of that guy.

"Egg Salad is here!!"

yeah I've had this episode saved somewhere ever since it was taken down

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