Official Birette US Election Poll

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

Diddy told us to VOTE OR DIE.



Who will be the BIRE PRESIDENTIAL CHOICE? Benji better publicly endorse our winner.

[Potato]

Hilary got this in the bag. Trump doesn't stand a chance.

[CHOW CHOW]

As fun as it would be to see REE and others implode over Trump winning, it would be a disastrous result for our country sp Kamala gets my vote.

[DavidCroquet]

Chase Oliver? I barely know 'er!

[clockwork5]

I’m not really voting for Trump I just thought Nintex would get excited to see a like minded retard on the bire. 

Kamala is like the ugly girl you take to the dance because no one else will go with you. She sucks but she’s all I got.

[D3RANG3D]

Hugh Mungus/Ken Bone 2024

[Polident]

I gave Jill the pity vote for the poll. At least somebody, somewhere, chose her.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

are these votes public?

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

Yes. Your choices matter. 

[benji]

are these votes public?

You saying you want to avoid accountability culture?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

are these votes public?

You saying you want to avoid accountability culture?

I will tear you down.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

oh god me an potatoe 

[Potato]

oh god me an potatoe 

Just two white vegetables in love

[Chudder Barbarity]

Trump would be the funniest, and that's what matters most as a non american.

[TylenolJones]

The state I moved to is undemocratic so I can’t write in Hillary Clinton and Eric Adams so instead I’ll just pick the none of the above option.

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

Kamala is in the lead. Is moderation rigging the votes?! 

[Nintex]

Kamala is in big trouble if this is the result of the early vote on the Bire. 

In prior attempts I would get 1 maybe 2 Trump votes. Now it's too close to call. The vibe has shifted and it isn't even election day yet. 

I've said it before, the Trump campaign to end all campaigns could either result in the biggest loss or the biggest win and I'm seeing it trend towards the latter as the race comes to a close.

Take the Trump = Hitler thing. 

If that had dropped a year ago during the Republican primaries Rogan would've cancelled his podcast with Trump. 
Now? Nobody buys their bullshit anymore and there is active pushback from Holocaust survivors telling the Democrats to stop.

[TylenolJones]

Is it too late to change my vote to Harris?

[who is ted danson?]

A vote for either Trump or Harris would lock in the dominance of China for the rest of the decade.

So I'm voting for Herman Cain.

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

Is Trump losing due to third party voters? STOP THE COUNT!

[killamajig]

Did my part for democracy.


Great thing about a small town is the wait time. Only one person in line before me. Walked in and out in less than 5mins.

I voted pretty much straight Dems.


Then like a good Wisconsinite I celebrated with a beer at 8:30am in a tavern.

[MMaRsu]

Well I most certainly hope Kamala wins. But my faith in American voters is at an all time low.

So many idiots smh.

Believing Trump will actually do anything for anyone

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

Did my part for democracy.


Great thing about a small town is the wait time. Only one person in line before me. Walked in and out in less than 5mins.

I voted pretty much straight Dems.


Then like a good Wisconsinite I celebrated with a beer at 8:30am in a tavern.

[TylenolJones]

Got some boxed wine to celebrate. Will pre game with Dinesh’s latest D'Snooza before the results come in. 

[Gamegirl Nostalgia]

Kamala may have won the Bire election but real life is not like our beloved community. 

Let us instead recognize the only real victim of the 2024 election.

Joseph R Biden



He would've won it all, Jack!